((ooc: this account is kind of dead

i deleted all the asks i hadnt answered and like

im not gonna delete the actual posts but yeah didnt want to keep you guys hanging :T ))

((ooc: ok i am too much of a lazy butt to let any more asks in for now!! thanks for participatin)) 

dont leave him hanging 

(I AM SO GOOD AT WHAT I DO)

(FUCK)

man i gotta tell you sometimes i doubt my own parenting mojo

but then it all comes together in scrapbook worthy moments like this one 

(( ooc: ugh guys i know i promised more updates but ive just had a ton of shit going on

and by shit i mean events with an actual crappy viscosity to them not just plain old things happening to me in rapid succession 

anyway idk what i can promise or if i will even keep this account going?? 

i just figured i should offer you an explanation in case i cant find it in me to remember to do more asks @__@ ))

we dont really have a strict mealtime regimen 

its more like

hey lil bro wanna go get some goddamn taco bell burritos

i usually choose to interpret his sloppy gurgling as him saying “hell fucking yes” 

this is what he gave me for my b-day this year 

im not exactly sure whether my level of concern should be not bothering to spare a fuck or depositing a terror log in my trousers 

(( still OOC: i got really lazy over break and like

also had some emotional shit leeching off me like a BITCH

but i will try and get some more asks done soon!! thanks for following to begin with ))