((ooc: ok i am too much of a lazy butt to let any more asks in for now!! thanks for participatin)) 

dont leave him hanging 

(I AM SO GOOD AT WHAT I DO)

(FUCK)

man i gotta tell you sometimes i doubt my own parenting mojo

but then it all comes together in scrapbook worthy moments like this one 

(( ooc: ugh guys i know i promised more updates but ive just had a ton of shit going on

and by shit i mean events with an actual crappy viscosity to them not just plain old things happening to me in rapid succession 

anyway idk what i can promise or if i will even keep this account going?? 

i just figured i should offer you an explanation in case i cant find it in me to remember to do more asks @__@ ))

we dont really have a strict mealtime regimen 

its more like

hey lil bro wanna go get some goddamn taco bell burritos

i usually choose to interpret his sloppy gurgling as him saying “hell fucking yes” 

this is what he gave me for my b-day this year 

im not exactly sure whether my level of concern should be not bothering to spare a fuck or depositing a terror log in my trousers 

(( still OOC: i got really lazy over break and like

also had some emotional shit leeching off me like a BITCH

but i will try and get some more asks done soon!! thanks for following to begin with ))

actually most members of the female persuasion dont care for this hunky dory bag of infantile upchuckings

but there is this one chick at the grocery store who tolerates him

shes weird like that 

its cool though i dont mind